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dovalbun:

RIGHT so when I started my sociology course in college, my teacher stated us off with 

‘well I guess we have to do icebreakers. i’m Jon, and I fear bears. why do I fear bears? because bears can run at 30 miles per hour and Chester Zoo is 30 miles away. that means a bear can be outside this door in an hour. why would a bear be here? because they can smell fear and I fear them.’

  • me:
    *identifies most painful, most doomed ship*
  • me:
    ah, yes. this seems like a responsible place to invest my heart and soul.

natalievenom:

Them: Why do you even care who runs the country?

Me: 

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